If you are a coffee drinker, you know the pull of that seeing that weird green two-tailed mermaid posted by your local Walgreens, Target, Big-O tires and random power plant. Yes, fellow coffee drinkers, we are brainless moths attracted to a corporate giant flame, in need of our caffeine fix. But I'm superior to you Venti triple shot no whip frappicino drinkers. I only get a tall coffee, whereby I can justify going in 3x as often, which of course monetarily equals one of your snooty drinks. But I don't think that when I walk in, all I think is "I woke up today, I deserve this."